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last night i went to paul’s bday. paul is my best friend and coworker. They had a tirimisu cake. (yum) and i ate a piece. after that we hung out and watched tv, then all of a sudden KABOOM! i let out a toot out of my bottom then i stand up and poopoo is sliding off my legs. paul gets mad, he gets a shotgun and starts chasing me out the door. now im running around town, holding my blackberry, writing this question while paul chases me with a shotgun shooting at me rapidly. how will i survive FGJIRG GNTHNNHTGBLMHTLGKHGLTHKMTLTMFBFKTKHFNGHKGHFGHMTKHTHNHTRKNHTNHTNHTJTNJHTNHJTNRJKNHTRJHNR
I’m the asker’s wife. My husband died will typing this question on his blackberry, paul shot him. i’m just too miserible to tell you how terrible it was! It had a major affect on the kids…….
sorry it’s not "will he was typing" it was "while he was typing" I’m so depressed I’m using the wrong terms…
paul got arrested last night. He will be taken to court next week. I hope he is pronounced guilty. that awful man.

It just came out of the oven and has a strong smell of eggs? What happened? Should I throw it out?
a normal sponge cake

any examples? heard someone talking about it. sounds odd yet intreaging

I have a new girlfriend and when I’m in the car and need to fart I hold it in, then when she leaves I let a out an almighty roar from my cake hole. How long should I be with her before I just let the heated air biscuits out in the open?

i haven’t laughed that hard in a while.

don’t know what it is?
www.cakefarts.com

be careful. it’s NSFW (Not Safe For Work).

to prank people

I have seen at least 5 videos of people eating human feces. Even drinking urine. I wonder what drives people to do this, and my only conclusion is that they get payed enough money to help them for the rest of their life. How much do they get paid? Or is there another reason why they do such horrible things?

It had a huge effect on the internet. Pornography is often the topic of discussion among feminists. The film’s two protagonists were women. So, what effect did this milestone film have on feminism? Feminists, how did you react to this video?